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DRUNK IRISHMEN
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing that is killing me."
Strange ants
Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!
Little Jack: .Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.,
For fifty pence
An Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, the Irishman told to himself, "For 50 pence? No." Upon which, he took another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and added, "But for a pound..."
Where is milk?
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me what five things contain milk in them?
Jack: Of course! This is butter, cheese and three cows.
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Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing that is killing me."
Strange ants
Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!
Little Jack: .Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.,
For fifty pence
An Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, the Irishman told to himself, "For 50 pence? No." Upon which, he took another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and added, "But for a pound..."
Where is milk?
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me what five things contain milk in them?
Jack: Of course! This is butter, cheese and three cows.
NGUỒN TỪ VIETNAMLEARNING.COM
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! I only feel the last story is funny....