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1,WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
3,A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE
The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.
4,TRADING BALLS UNLAWFUL
After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:
- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?
- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally.
5,ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM
A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.
- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?
- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!
6,YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY IT QUICKLY
The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter:
-Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work.
- So, where will you go?
-Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I'll buy cakes for you when I come back.
-Yes! But you'll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I'm afraid when I stay home alone!
7,YOU NEVER SCORE
The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father:
- My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team?
Mọi người zui ze nha
note: chúc các bạn thành viên nữ ngày 8/3 zui ze.
1,WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?
After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.
His surprised wife asked:
- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:
- Today I got a Yellow card.
- So, did you want to get it?
- Of course not. The wife was upset:
- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
2,HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAINHis surprised wife asked:
- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:
- Today I got a Yellow card.
- So, did you want to get it?
- Of course not. The wife was upset:
- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
3,A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE
The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.
4,TRADING BALLS UNLAWFUL
After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:
- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?
- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally.
5,ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM
A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.
- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?
- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!
6,YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY IT QUICKLY
The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter:
-Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work.
- So, where will you go?
-Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I'll buy cakes for you when I come back.
-Yes! But you'll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I'm afraid when I stay home alone!
7,YOU NEVER SCORE
The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father:
- My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team?
Mọi người zui ze nha
note: chúc các bạn thành viên nữ ngày 8/3 zui ze.
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