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diemkieu007

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hi everybody! tuj có bài này cũng hay hay mới sưu tầm đc mời bà kon đọc cho zuj ha.
The mysterious hitchhiker
One cold winter night’s evening, Carlo, an old friend of mine, was driving past one of the huge cemeteries just outside Room. It was very cold and he happened to noticed a young girl standing by the side of the road. Even though it was winter, she was just wearing a thin dress.
Carlo pulled up and opened the passenger door to let her in. Her lips was blue with cold so he gave her his jacket put over her shoulder. After a few minutes silence, he asked her where she wanted to go and she whispered her answer. He looked at her and noticed for the first time that she was extremely beautiful. She had a delicate pale face with long blonde hair and large green eyes. Carlo wondered why she had been standing by the side of the road and guessed that she look so sad because she must have had a row with her boyfriend who had left her there.
They drove on in silence, the girl made some gestures to show him which route to take. They finally turned into a narrow street in an old part of the town. As soon as the girl got out, she took off the jacket and held it back to Carlo. Carlo refused to take it because she still looked cold and he wanted an oppturnity to see her again. She smiled mysteriously and disappeared into a dark doorway, without saying a word.
Three months later, Carlo went to the cemetery to put some flowers on his mother’s grave. As he was leaving the cemetery, he noticed his jacket on another grave. When he picked it up, he saw the photo of the girl he had given a lift to. She was smiling with him mysteriously .

Aj còn bài nào thú vị thì post lên cho pa` kon tham khảo, giải khuây nha.
 
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mrs.english

Trời,tuy chỉ chiếm 1 đoạn nhỏ nhưng nó làm mình sợ quá
Câu chuyện này gần giống với cái mình đã post lên,cũng đều là...ma cả^^
 
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diemkieu007

cái này hum trước thầy giáo cho làm bài tập về nhà. ( dạng điền từ) . 12 h đêm ngồi tra từ điển tìm từ để điền, rùi tự nhiên giật mình do cái nội dung kinh dị wa'. sợ wa' lo đj ngủ >-<
dậy mới bik tại sao thầy kiu là đừng hối hận khi làm bài tập này ban đêm!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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mrs.english

Thì chuyện về cái khăn lúc trước mình post cũng vậy.May mình làm nó vào buổi chiều^^.
Dạng bài mình làm là dạng đọc hiểu thôi.À,bài tập điền từ mà bạn tra từ điển à.Phải đoán chứ ;))
 
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mrs.english

Thêm 1 câu chuyện nữa nè.Lần này mình không gõ nữa mà tìm và copy thôi(đỡ tốn time^^).Đây là 1 câu chuyện rất cảm động và rất có ý nghĩa.Mọi người cùng đọc nhé!

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by…the little boy had grown up, and he no longer played around the tree every day. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.

“Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.

“I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more” -The boy replied.

“I want toys. I need money to buy them.”

“Sorry, but I do not have money… But you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money".

The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned And the tree was excited “Come and play with me” the tree said.

“I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me? "

“ Sorry”, “I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches
To build your house.”

So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, The man returned and the tree was delighted.

“Come and play with me!” the tree said.

“I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” - Said the man.

“Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy”

So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after many years.

“Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you…” - The tree said

“No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite” - The man replied.

“No more trunk for you to climb on”

“I am too old for that now” the man said.

“I really cannot give you anything… The only thing left is my dying root,” - the tree said with tears.

“I do not need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years” - the man replied.

“Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest, come, come sit down with me and rest”

The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…

This is you and the tree is your parents!!!

Please enlighten all your friends and your families

By telling them this story,

“Love your Parents
 
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diemkieu007

thanks nhìu nha! hay đấy
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thanhthuytu

Hai bài, bài nào cũng hay cả. Nhưng mình đọc câu truyện ma mình sợ quá chừng luôn, còn bài sao thì có ý nghĩ cũng hay lắm. Thanks You Very Much!
 
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seagirl_41119

Câu chuyện này khá ý nghĩa và ngẫm ra thì rất đúng !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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diemkieu007

†™¿•º»bibi-p3p0y***(¯`°.®.°´¯)***4EAE«µ†€«º•¿™†

1. A poor man had a parrot. This parrot could only say words “ there is no doubt about it”. Its name was Poll, and all day long it called out, “ there is no doubt about it.”. To every questions Poll always gave the same reply.
One day, its master went to the market to sell it. “ Who will buy my parrot?” he cried. “ twenty pounds for my parrot!”. A man, hearing the high prize, turned to the parrot and said “ Poll, are you worth twenty pounds?” .“there is no doubt about it” was Poll’s reply. The man was so pleased with this answer that he bought the bird and carried it home. Some time later, he regretted that he bought the bird. Standing beside the parrot cage, ha said “ What a fool I was to throw away so much money!” “ there is no doubt about it” cried the bird. And this time, the bird was right!
2. Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor looked over the fence.
Curious about what the young was doing, he politely asked, “ what are you doing , tim?”
“ my goldfish died”, Tim answered without looking up, “ and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was confused , “ that’s very big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” ha asked .
Tim finished filling the hole and then replied, “ That’s because he is inside your cat!”
cái này là chuyện cười :)&gt;-
 
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sunshine3353

truyện ma nghe kinh dị wá, tớ hổng dám đọc nữa đâu, tối mất ngủ chít. Còn truyện kia cũng ý nghĩa lắm , thanks nha!!!!!!!!
 
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o0honeybaby0o

KID'S LOGIC
6-year-old Jimmy, a precocious kid, always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day as Jimmy was running through his house playing, he ran into the corner of a table and hurt his eye. Being a little kid, Jimmy cried for a while but also kept saying, "Oh no, now I can never be a doctor when I grow up."

Jimmy’s mom trying to reassure him told Jimmy that he could still be a doctor but Jimmy kept insisting that he couldn't.

Finally she asked, "Why can't you be a doctor, Jimmy?"

Holding one hand over his injured eye, Jimmy said, "Because now I will have to be a pirate!"
 
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katori_rikikuno

Mình cũng post lên nhá:
The dog and the wolf
A gaunt wolf was almost dead with hungry. When he happened to meet a House-dog, who was passing by :"al, Cousin", said the Dog,"I knew how it would be, your irregular life will soon be the ruin of you. Why do you not work steadily as I do, and get your food regularly given to you ?"
'I would have no objection", said the Wolf "If I could only get a place".
"I'll easily arrange that for you", said the Dog, "come with me to my master and you shall share my work".
So the Dog and the Wolf went towards the town together, On the way there, the Wolf noticed that the hair on a certain part of the Dog's neck was very much worn away, so he asked him how that had come about.
"Oh, it is nothing", said the Dog, " that is only the place where the collar is put on at night to keep me chained up, it chafes a bit, but one soon gets used to it".
"Is that all?", said the Wolf, "then good-bye to you, Maste Dog". "Better stareve free than be a fat slave!!!"
 
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