Funny story!

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tuyetphan

1. A:I felt so bad when I woke up this morning that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirins.
B:Oh really??What happened??
A: After the first two I felt better..:))
 
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myhairone

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
 
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myhairone

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
 
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myhairone

After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:

- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?

- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally
 
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o0honeybaby0o

.If I were on it…
Jim had lost his donkey. While he has looking for it, he kept repeating, “Thank God!”
“Jim, why are you thanking for God all the time?” people asked.
“I am grateful that I was not on the donkey. Otherwise I would be lost, too” He answered :D
 
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