English Fun with Tóc vàng hoe:D

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Why did Vang Hoe go to a movie with her 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed

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Vang Hoe wants to buy a TV set. sHe goes to a shop.
Vang Hoe : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes!"
Vang Hoe : "Give me a green one, please "

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Vang Hoe is filling up an application form for a job. SHe supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected", but she is not sure of the question. After much thought, she writes " Yes"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Vang Hoe always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Vang Hoe always smiles during lightning storms because she thinks her picture is being taken.

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Why can't Vang Hoe dial 911?
Because she can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Vang Hoe had just bought a new computer and was using it. When she encountered some problems. sHe decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, she became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Vang Hoe : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"

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Vang Hoe with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .... what happened to the other ear ?"
Vang Hoe answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"

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Vang Hoe talked to a long-distance telephone operator.
Vang Hoe: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei ! AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Vang Hoe: "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle she'd been working on for quite some time, Vang Hoe proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Vang Hoe brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Vang Hoe replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN "FOR 4-7 YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to Vang hoe's left tells the bartender "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Vang hoe and asks, "AND YOU, ?"
Vang Hoe replies : "Vang Hoe, MARRIED"
 
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tiếp tục cười :D
tiếc là hok có TVH nữa


After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
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A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.

- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?

- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!
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The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.
 
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