Tổng hợp các câu chuyện tiếng anh hay^^

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linhbebe99

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@};-Expected party

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
“OK, follow me,” he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
“Good,” said the first bat tiredly, “Because I didn’t!”

Does your dog bite?

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
“Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog.”



 
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Bữa tiệc mong đợi

Một con dơi quỷ trở về trong đêm, mình đầy máu tươi và đậu trên trần hang để ngủ.
Rất nhanh sau đó cả đàn dơi ngửi thấy mùi máu tươi và bắt đầu xúm vào hỏi han nó xem làm thế nào mà được thế. Nó bảo cả đàn đi chỗ khác cho nó ngủ. Tuy nhiên đàn dơi vẫn đeo bám và cuối cùng nó đành bảo ” Thôi được, đi theo tôi “, nó nói và bay khỏi hang. Cả trăm con dơi vội bay theo nó. Chúng bay qua một thung lũng, qua một dòng sông và bay vào một khu rừng dày đặc cây cối. Cuối cùng con dơi bay chậm lại và những con dơi khác sốt ruột bay quanh nó.
Nó hỏi ” Bây giờ, các anh có nhìn thấy cái cây đằng kia không? ”
” Có, có, có ! ” Những con dơi gào lên trong cơn đói điên cuồng.
” Tốt ” , con dơi mệt mỏi nói ” Thế mà lúc trước tôi lại không nhìn thấy ! ”

Chó của anh có cắn không?

Một người đàn ông vào cửa hàng và nhìn thấy một con chó nhỏ xinh xắn. Anh ta hỏi người bán hàng “Con chó của anh có cắn không ?”
Người bán hàng trả lời : “Không, con chó của tôi không cắn đâu”
Người đàn ông cố vuốt ve con chó và nó cắn anh ta. “Oái ” anh ta kêu lên” Tôi tưởng anh bảo rằng con chó của anh không cắn chứ?”
Người bán hàng trả lời : “Nhưng đó đâu phải con chó của tôi”
 
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Touching life story

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box.

Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book.
Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business.
He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care things. When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart.
He began to search his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the Bible.
It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words...PAID IN FULL. How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?
 
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Câu chuyện cảm động về cuộc đời

các bạn có cách dịch khác không
Có một chàng trai trẻ chuẩn bị tốt nghiệp đại học. Cậu thích chiếc xe thể thao rất đẹp ở một đại lý xe hơi đã nhiều tháng và cậu biết là bố cậu có đủ khả năng mua nó nên cậu đã nói với bố về ước muốn của mình.

Và ngày lễ tốt nghiệp cũng đã đến, chàng trai đợi tin về chiếc xe từ bố. Cuối cùng trong buổi sáng của buổi lễ tốt nghiệp, người bố cũng gọi cậu vào phòng làm việc của ông. Ông nói rằng ông rất tự hào khi có một cậu con trai giỏi giang và ông rất yêu cậu. Sau đó ông trao cho con trai một hộp quà được gói rất đẹp.

Tò mò nhưng hơi thất vọng, chàng trai trẻ mở chiếc hộp ra và thấy một quyển kinh thánh được bọc bằng da. Chàng trai tức giận lớn tiếng với bố “ Tiền của bố chỉ có thể cho con một quyển kinh thánh đó ư?” và đùng đùng bỏ đi để lại quyển kinh thánh.
Nhiều năm trôi qua và chàng trai trẻ giờ đây rất thành công trong việc kinh doanh của mình.
Cậu đã có một ngôi nhà đẹp và một gia đình tuyệt vời, nhưng cậu nhận ra bố cậu đã già, cậu nghĩ có lẽ mình nên đi thăm bố. Cậu đã không gặp ông từ ngày lễ tốt nghiệp. Trước khi cậu có thể sắp xếp công việc để về thì cậu nhận được điện tín báo rằng bố cậu đã qua đời và di chúc lại toàn bộ tài sản cho cậu. Cậu cần phải về ngay lập tức để lo liệu mọi thứ. Khi về đến ngôi nhà của bố, một nỗi buồn pha lẫn tiếc nuối bất chợt ngập tràn trong trái tim cậu.
Cậu bắt đầu tìm kiếm những giấy tờ quan trọng của bố và thấy quyển kinh thánh vẫn còn mới mà cậu đã để lại cách đây nhiều năm. Cậu vừa khóc vừa mở quyển kinh thánh và bắt đầu lật từng trang giấy. Khi đọc đến những lời đó thì môt chiếc chìa khoá rơi ra từ chiếc phong bì đính đằng sau quyển kinh thánh.
Nó có đính tên của người bán xe hơi trùng với người bán chiếc xe thể thao mà cậu ao ước. Ở phần đính kèm là ngày cậu tốt nghiệp cùng với lời… ĐÃ TRẢ ĐẦY ĐỦ. Đã bao nhiêu lần chúng ta bỏ lỡ những phúc lành mà Chúa ban tặng chỉ vì chúng không được chuyển đến như cách mà chúng ta mong đợi?
 
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tiếp nè

One glass of milk
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness." He said..... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also.
Year's later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words..... "Paid in full with one glass of milk"
Why the Sky is Far Away .
Ramon looked at the food on his tray and made a face. "Macaroni and cheese again," he said to his friend Brian. "They never serve anything good for lunch."
Brian gave his own lunch a critical look and frowned. "You think that’s bad," he said, "I’ve got peanut butter and jelly again. It’s the third time this week!"
They pushed the food aside. "We can get something at the burger place after school," Ramon said. They concentrated on studying for their English test instead of eating. English was next period, and Mr. Friedman had a reputation for giving difficult tests. When the bell rang, they dropped their uneaten lunches into the garbage. Mr. Friedman was standing nearby. "Not hungry, guys?" he asked. They shook their heads and hurried off to class.
When the test was over, there were still ten minutes left in the period. Mr. Friedman stood at the front of the class.
"Before you leave today," he said, leaning against the desk, "I’d like to share an old African folktale with you. I think you’ll find this one interesting. It’s called ‘Why the Sky Is Far Away’":
Long ago the sky was close to the Earth. Men and women did not have to plant their own food. Instead, when they were hungry, they just reached up and broke off a piece of the sky to eat. Sometimes the sky tasted like ripe bananas. Other times it tasted like roasted potatoes. The sky was always delicious.
People spent their time making beautiful cloth. They painted beautiful pictures and sang songs at night. The grand king, Oba, had a wonderful palace. His servants made beautiful shapes out of pieces of sky.
Many people in the kingdom did not use the gift of the sky wisely. When they took more than they could eat, the sky became angry. Some people threw the extra pieces into the garbage.
Early one morning the angry sky turned dark. Black clouds hung over the land, and a great sky voice said to all the people, "You are wasting my gift of food. Do not take more than you can eat. I don’t want to see pieces of me in the garbage anymore or I will take my gift away."
The king and the people trembled with fear. King Oba said, "Let’s be careful about how much food we take." For a long time, all the people were careful.
But one man named Adami wasn’t careful. At festival time, he took so many delicious pieces of sky that he couldn’t eat them all. He knew he must not throw them away.
He tried to give the pieces to his wife. "Here, wife," Adami said. "You eat the rest."
"I can’t," Adami’s wife said. "I’m too full."
Adami asked all his children to help him eat the delicious pieces of sky, but the children couldn’t eat one more bite. So Adami decided to try to hide the pieces at the bottom of the garbage pile.
Suddenly, the sky became angry and the clouds turned black. "You have wasted my gift of food again," yelled the sky. "This time I will go away so you cannot waste me anymore."
All of the people cried, "What will we eat? We might starve!"
The sky said, "You will have to learn how to plant crops in the ground and hunt in the forests. If you work hard, you may learn not to waste the gifts of nature."
Everyone watched as the sky sailed away. From that time on, they worked hard to grow their food and cook their meals. They always tried to remember not to waste the gifts of nature.
The bell rang for the next period. "That’s the end," Mr. Friedman said, smiling. He looked at Ramon and Brian.
"What did you think of the story?" he asked. They slouched in their chairs and looked apologetic.
"We get the message," they said, smiling. "No more lunches in the garbage!"
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Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”
 
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linhbebe99

thêm nữa này^^

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Too short for me


In the Spring Fair, a 4 year old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said: “If you don’t want to get lost, you should have gripped your mother’s dress”.
The boy cried sniffingly:
“But my mother’s skirt was too short for me to grip.”
:p

A starry night


After the death of her mother, little Chuyen turned taciturn and became visibly depressed. Her two-year-old brother Can was the exact opposite. He cried and called out his mother’s name everyday, because he thought she had either just gone to the market or was standing behind the door playing a hide-and-seek game with him when he returned home from pre-school. Poor little thing, he did not know that after the traffic accident that day, she would never come back to him.
On the afternoon of the accident, after receiving a bonus for her hard work at the office, Chuyen’s mother had taken her to the market to get some presents and candies for both her and her brother. Then they had gone to pick up her brother after pre-school and had taken both of them to the store to get some ice-cream.
Chuyen still remembered every detail of that terrible accident quite well. While they were eating their ice-cream on their bike by the side of the road, Chuyen had been boasting about her good result at school: eight marks for her composition about a starry night. Suddenly, a motorbike with two teenagers on it going at maximum speed crashed into them from behind so violently that their mother had lost her balance.
Everyone was tossed off their bikes. Her mother’s face hit the ground hard and scraped against the pavement; Chuyen suffered a minor head injury. After a few days in the hospital in a coma, Chuyen’s mother passed away. Chuyen’s head had to be shaved to stitch up a long gash.
After the accident, Can followed his father to the hospital to visit his mother and sister. He was too young to understand what had happened and kept asking his dad a string of endless questions such as: "Why are the two nurses in white?" or "Why can a police car enter this place?"
He felt sad because his mother did not even smile at him. Suddenly, he shrank back and hid himself behind his father after he spotted the nurse holding a big syringe approaching his mother’s bed. Then he burst out laughing, when he saw his sister’s shaved head. Chuyen just bit her lips tightly and tried not to weep.
***
Since her mother’s death, Chuyen had become another girl; actually she had been forced to become an adult. At the age of eleven, she was now responsible for almost all housework and chores for the family. Every morning she had to go to the market to buy food and vegetables. Then she would return home and cook instant noodles for breakfast for her three-member family and prepare everything for dinner. When her father was busy at work, she was responsible for her brother’s schooling. Even when her father returned home extremely drunk and vomited everywhere, she would have to wipe the place clean. These were all things her mother had previously done, and now Chuyen whole-heartedly took on all the responsibilities herself.
One day, after she returned home from picking up her brother, she noticed a stranger sitting in the living room with her father.
"This is Miss Oanh. Say hello to her, dear," he said.
"Good evening!" Chuyen greeted her in a low voice.
Oanh tried to give Can a packet of cakes and a plastic car. Can reached out to accept the toy, but Chuyen held his hand back. Oanh appeared crest-fallen.
Chuyen dragged her brother, who looked like he might begin to cry, into the kitchen. Chuyen told him: "I’ll get you a better car some day." Can was not persuaded and insisted on receiving the toy at once.
"If you insist on taking that woman’s gift, I’ll tell mom," she threatened him. Remembering his mother, he shouted out, "mom… mom!"
"Stop crying, and be good! Some day when mom returns home, she’ll get you lots of presents," she said in an effort to console her brother.
"No, I want mom to be here right now," he insisted.
"If you behave properly, I’ll take you to where she is," Chuyen said.
For dinner Can ate a lot more than usual. Instead of taking the toy car down from the top of the cupboard, he only snuck covetous glances at it.
After dinner, Can dragged his sister into the courtyard. Ever since their mother’s death, he had a habit of going out there and whispering his mom’s name before going to sleep. In the courtyard, Chuyen pointed at the sky and told him that their mother was staying up there. She pointed to a blue star and said that was their mother, but he pointed to a red star he insisted was her because it twinkled at him. A moment later Can fell asleep and his sister took him inside.
Each time she looked at the starry sky, she believed that her mother was somewhere in the firmament, and that she would come back to them astride a shooting star traveling rapidly across the sky. There was a myth that the soul of certain dead people could be carried on a shooting star down to Earth.
The next day, on the way home from school, Can touched his sister’s hand and reminded her of her promise. "Dear sister, today you must lead me to mother’s place," he said. Chuyen was startled for she thought that he had forgotten what she had promised.
"But you look very sleepy. How can you go see mom later tonight, if you are sleeping?" she replied.
"I’ll stay awake tonight, you’ll see," he said resolutely. It seemed she had no choice but to agree.
Once back at home, their father was nowhere to be found. Chuyen made instant noodles for dinner, and then made two cups of strong tea. She drank one and gave her brother the other.
"It’s too bitter! I can’t drink it, sister. Please give me some milk," he implored after tasting the tea. "If you don’t drink it, how can you stay awake to see mom?"
He refused. "No, I can’t stand strong tea anyway."
"Well, I’ll drink it myself then." She drank his cup of tea, and then led him into the courtyard to wait for their mother’s appearance in the sky.
Unfortunately, there were too many clouds to see the sky. Chuyen locked the door, put the key under the flower pot, and then led her brother to a high hill behind their home in the hopes of seeing the stars more clearly and of being closer to their mother if possible. At first Can seemed in high spirits and kept up with her easily, but a few minutes later he became weary and asked to be carried on her back.
Weighed down by her brother, Chuyen could barely trudge uphill. After a while, she had to stop and let her brother down and rest; then she made herself get up and continue the climb. When she finally reached the peak, she was exhausted, and her brother looked like he was almost asleep. His eyes were drooping shut.
"When mom comes down, wake me up, sister," he said to her before falling asleep.
"Yes, surely, my dear," she assured him.
She felt a bit frightened, because it was quite dark on top of the hill with only faint light reflected up from the street lamps and vehicle headlights below. With such dim light, the bushes looked like ghostly dancing figures. All of a sudden the wind blew violently and cleared away the clouds. Millions of stars appeared through only a little bit of haziness. It became quite cold, and Chuyen took off her coat to cover her brother and kept her eyes fixed above. A few shooting stars chased each other across the sky; each time she was going to wake her brother up, but they disappeared as rapidly as they had appeared.
She thought they should go back, because it must be almost midnight. Her efforts to wake up her brother didn’t work he was sleeping so soundly. Finally, she gave his cheek a good pinch, and he seemed to wake up but didn’t open his eyes.
"Mom, mom!" he shrieked happily. That was the way mom had always gotten him to wake up. After opening his eyes and not seeing his mother anywhere, he was about to cry when Chuyen exclaimed: "There comes a shooting star!" Can stood up. There was a whole group of shooting stars traveling together across the sky. Their brilliant long glares seemed to tear the atmosphere apart.
As the stars were gliding past overhead, Can made a desperate wish that his mother would come home. He squeezed his eyes shut and thought about how much he missed her and loved her, and then opened his eyes wide and stared up at the sky again. Suddenly, he clapped his hands in excitement.
"Sister Chuyen! Stars, stars! Lots of shooting stars! Please come here, mom!" he shouted joyfully. She looked in the direction he was pointing, which was the foot of the hill.
It was not shooting stars at all, but many torches that were spreading their light along the path. Their names were being called again and again.
Obviously, their father, relatives and many neighbours had been in searching for them throughout the night.
"Dad! Dad! We’re up here," Chuyen cried out at last.
 
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Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”
Cậu bé Johnny
Một giáo viên mới vào nghề đang thử áp dụng môn tâm lý của mình. Cô bắt đầu bài giảng bằng cách nói.
"Em nào nghĩ rằng mình ngu ngốc thì hãy đứng lên!".
Sau một vài giây, bé Johnny đứng dậy.
Giáo viên nói, "Em nghĩ rằng mình ngu ngốc, Johnny?"
"Không, thưa cô, nhưng em không thích phải nhìn thấy cô đứng đó mỗi một mình"
 
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